Posts Tagged ‘Ubisoft’

Ubisoft and Nintendo promoting group sex(for adults) with We Dare.

Thursday, February 24th, 2011

By Michael Jordan

How did this ever seem like a good idea? How the hell am I going to review this? Nintendo and Ubisoft have really put me in a bind with this one. While me and my girlfriend play games together on occasion, it is not exactly a bedroom kick-starter.

Your about to watch a little promotion video for Ubisofts next Wii title called We Dare, Which seems to promo numerous sexual acts throughout its set of videos, I think what is far more shocking is it makes fun of parental controls at the end of this video and has a UK rating of pegi 12 which is not exactly an adult rating for a game that promotes acts like SPANKING YOUR FELLOW PLAYERS AND STRIPPING IN FRONT OF THEM. Watch to the end as there are 9 more video branches available after the main video to “see what happens” Check it out for yourselves.

Ubisoft to go GREEN.

Wednesday, April 21st, 2010

By Michael Jordan

With everything being so environmentally abashed now a days it is nice to see a company take a stand to save a tree and save a buck at the same time. Ubisoft reported that producing and using physical manuals in there games “producing one ton of paper used in Ubisoft’s game manuals consumes an average of two tons of wood from 13 trees, with a net energy of 28 million BTU’s (equivalent to average heating and energy for one home/year), greenhouse gases equivalent of over 6,000 lbs of CO2, and wastewater of almost 15,000 gallons.”

This seemed like the logical thing to evolve to anyway, and I am surprised this has not happened already but I guess its better late then never. For that I give you a round of applause.

1st day bugs with Splinter Cell Conviction put it on ice.

Tuesday, April 13th, 2010

By Michael Jordan

It seems that something has gone wrong with a game on the Xbox 360(shocker), as reported first by Kotaku The problem seems to be coming from the the patch that was originally to stop freezing in the first place(I imagine that) But Ubisoft urges everyone to do these 6 steps to prevent this problem.

Steps to clear the system cache below.
1. Load to the Xbox 360 dashboard
2. Choose “System Settings”
3. Choose “Memory”
4. Highlight your hard drive
5. Press “y” for device options
6. from here just choose to clear system cache

Hope no one got a red ring for all of this.